Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Give A Dog A Bone.....

...and she'll chew a hole in the guest room mattress.


Yes, I'm afraid that my darling chocolate lab Diva (as in "Destruction, Thy Name Is ....") got BORED while I was out today.

Apparently, very bored.

Truth be told, this was an old, OLD mattress that no one (except the dogs) slept on. Eventually I was planning on fully converting this room into a library/office. Now those plans have been accelerated substantially. :-)


74WIXYgrad said...

First you give your dog a bone
Then you leave her home alone
She found the mattress tasted swell
And it got you mad as(fill in the blank)

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, bless her heart...I am sure she did not mean to do it...she just got carried away. :)
What would Cesar say??? Not sure.
I had a dream last night that I was carrying around a little yellow lab puppy...through a huge church. Maybe I was looking for Diva's salvation????

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Cliff, I love the poem! THIS is the one you should enter in the church talent show! You'll win first place FER SHER! :-)

Smileygirl said...

Ok are you sure that's from a bone and not some crazy axe murderer? That looks like a scene from CSI. Is there something you're not telling us??

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Well.... the mattress is cheap-cheap-cheap. So, it's not exactly a big loss. I was gone for a few hours yesterday and apparently she had her rawhide on the bad and just got into a CHEWING FRENZY.... one thing led to another and .... well, there ya go. :-)