The following is a VERY condensed version of the movie review given to me by my 5th grade daughter after she saw "Twilight" (with several friends, during a Friday night slumber party....).
Me: Hi honey - how was the movie?
S: OHMYGOSH Mom... it was like THE-BEST-MOVIE-EVER! I LOVE EDWARD!
Me: Wow. Sounds like it was really good. What was it about?
S: Well, Edward, he's like this vampire? And he is like SO cute, Mom. And Bella, she's like this girl in high school, and they like wind up falling in love, but like these other vampires are trying to get to her, and Edward has to protect her, and it's SO GOOD MOM!!! You HAVE to see it with me, ok? And I want Daddy to see it too, OK?
Me: Well.... I don't think your Daddy is going to sit through a movie about teenage vampires....
S: But it was SO GOOD! We have to BUY IT the day it comes out on DVD Mom, ok? Edward is SO CUTE, Mom.... I think he's EVEN cuter than NICK JONAS.
Me: (stunned silence... my daughter LOVES Nick Jones....)
Me: Well, does it have a happy ending?
S: Mmmm-hmmm, they go to prom.
And there ya have it, folks. Not only is Edward cuter than Nick Jonas (which is a Major Coup in the life of a 5th grade girl), but the vampire GETS the girl and.... they go to prom.
Clearly Academy Award Winning stuff..... no doubt.