...either that, or aliens have taken over his body....
I just found him cleaning the kitchen. And I'm not talking about just "tidying up" and putting away pots and pans. He had cleared off all the appliances (coffee maker, toaster, etc), and all the other stuff on the countertops and was using 409 and a sponge and SCRUBBING until the counters were spotless.
I just stood there, furrowed brow, and said ".... You sure LOOK like my husband....."
(Is there a full moon tonight? I wonder if he's going to shape-shift into a werewolf or something....)
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