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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to have to do dishes and clean the house. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska .. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was improved. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from GEORGIA . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye ....enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.