Y'all ready for this?
Are you SURE???
OK.... don't say you weren't warned..... ;-)
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
2. Two boll weevils grew up in Alabama. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
3. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
4. Mathatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...... (are you ready for this? this one is a REAL doozy.....)
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
And there you have it, folks. :-)
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