Thursday, July 17, 2008

4 Corniest Puns of All Time

Y'all ready for this?
Are you SURE???
OK.... don't say you weren't warned..... ;-)
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in Alabama. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

3. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

4. Mathatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...... (are you ready for this? this one is a REAL doozy.....)
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And there you have it, folks. :-)


suz said...

Yes, the corniest EVER!

Deron Arnold said...

I like these!

They're funny. Really funny!

I want to use them in my posts have been so serious lately.

I hope you don't mind. I'll link it back to your blog.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Plagiarize freely, my friend! That's the beauty of blogging... we can all "share" ideas! :-)

Glad you liked them... my husband just rolled his eyes. He didn't even crack a smile!