OK, D'Arcy, it's all your fault.
YOU brought up Viggo Mortensen and totally threw me off my 12 step program to get over my life-long crush on him. ;-)
1. I admit that I am powerless over Viggo's overwhelming charms.
2. I believe that a Power greater than me can restore me to sanity...
(Y'all know I'm teasing, right?)
But seriously, LOOK at this man. He's perfection. And not only is he physically beautiful, he's an incredibly talented actor, painter, photographer, writer, etc. The total package.
If you have not yet checked him out (and I don't mean that in the CRASS sense), do so.
PS: Viggo, in the very OFF chance you're reading this, I'm still waiting for you to "approve" me as your friend on FaceBook. I promise I'm not crazy or weird or a stalker; I'm just a very fond admirer who thinks you rock. (Just thought I'd toss that in there.) :-)