Wisdom From Kids

• Never trust a dog to watch your food.
• When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
• Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
• Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
• Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.
• Never tell your mom her diet is not working.
• When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
• Never try to baptize a cat.

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